RobbUnfiltered Weekly NFL One-Liners: Week 3

After Week 3, they are a lot of hot seats for coaches and QBs.

Arizona Cardinals (2-1) — One week you are the darling and the next week you are the red-headed step child—losing to the Lions will do that to you.

Atlanta Falcons (0-3) — The Falcons are lobbying for games to end after the third quarter.

Baltimore Ravens (2-1) — Lamar Jackson is a good QB; it just that Patrick Mahomes is so much better.

Buffalo Bills (3-0) — I was in my local Wegman’s and ran across a box of Josh’s Jaqs cereal.

Carolina Panthers (1-2) — Beating the Chargers is more of an indictment of the Chargers.

Chicago Bears (3-0) — Last week I predicted we’d see Nick Foles soon but I didn’t think it would be this soon.

Cincinnati Bengals (0-2-1) — Almost winning is good enough in my book for this team.

Cleveland Browns (2-1) — The Browns are still terrible—they just played an even shittier team last week.

Dallas Cowboys (1-2) — Ladies and gentlemen, meet the team atop the NFC East. 

Denver Broncos (1-3) — The Broncos were underdogs against the Jets? Vegas got that way wrong.

Detroit Lions (1-2) — The Lions just won their Super Bowl (each year they beat one good team).

Green Bay Packers (3-0) — As long as Aaron Rodgers stays healthy, this Packer team will keep winning.

Houston Texans (0-3) — Week 4’s matchup with the Vikings also includes two coaches who might be scouring Indeed.com soon.

Indianapolis Colts (2-1) — The Colts are 2-1 and have played no one.

Jacksonville Jaguars (1-2) — Jay Gruden is NOT a good OC (I take back my comment from last week).

Kansas City Chiefs (3-0) — It’s only been three weeks but can this team run the table?

Las Vegas Raiders (2-1) — The Raiders got a reality check last week against the Pats.

Los Angeles Chargers (1-2) — If Anthony Lynn isn’t on the hot seat yet, another loss or two will put him on it.

Los Angeles Rams (2-1) — So, do we like Jared Goff again?

Miami Dolphins (1-2) — Ryan Fitzmagic is the best thing about this team.

Minnesota Vikings (0-3) — I wonder if a call has been made to the Browns about Case Keenum yet?

New England Patriots (2-1) — In other Patriot news, local Boston area fans have donated thousands of tee shirts for the Hoodie to wear for Zoom conferences.

New Orleans Saints (1-2) — I would not have believed that the Saints would be 1-2 at this point in the season.

New York Giants (0-3) — Could be worse. Sam Darnold could be their QB.

New York Jets (0-4) — Could be worse. Danny Dimes could be their QB.

Philadelphia Eagles (0-2-1) — The NFL is better when the Eagles are losing…it just is.

Pittsburgh Steelers (3-0) — The Steelers get an unscheduled bye. Hopefully it does not screw with their momentum.

San Francisco 49ers (2-1) — This week’s matchup with the Eagles features the team I hate the most versus the coach I hate the most.

Seattle Seahawks (3-0) — Right now, besides the Packers, this is the only other NFC team worth a damn.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-1) — They are only going to get better.

Tennessee Titans (3-0) — Wash your hands.

Washington Football Team (1-2) — Dwayne Haskins is not an NFL QB… I’m sorry, he’s just not.

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